How many stupid things can one person do in a year? And write about them?
Yes, I’ve been blogging for a year now, and as I look back over what I’ve written, I realized that much more has happened than I thought. I’ve lost weight, I’ve written a book–and I’ve had my foot run over by a truck.
I began writing while unemployed, and now, doubly employed, I’m still going strong. This is post 101, and to celebrate, I’m listing off my top 10 posts.
Have you ever wished you could escape from your own head? In a moment of silliness and disillusionment, I wrote an ad, trying to sell my head. Read through the comments section to see other’s ads for their heads. Some are hilarious, others are heart-breaking.
2. I Don’t Plan on Getting Married
Single gals can get pretty desperate around Valentines day. I decided that this time, I wouldn’t be the one saying “I’m okay with being single,” because I wasn’t. The response to this article was amazing.
Tragedy plus time equals humour, I was told. So when my foot was run over by a truck, I tried to reframe it as a comedy. By the way, if you want to meet cute medics, put your foot in front of a truck.
If I love Jesus, why don’t I love Jesus music? Btw, few things will bring out the therapist in your Christian friends more than admitting you don’t like Christian music.
5. Fat Girl’s Guide to Fashion Freedom
Do you ever look at pictures and say “I can’t believe I wore that?” When I was little I was fearless about my fashion choices, but when I grew into a chunky, acne riddled teen, my confidence evaporated. How could I get it back?
After an epic quest for low-carb pizza produced disgusting results, I had a small existential crisis. In hindsight it was pretty funny.
After enough people asked me ‘aren’t you doing some diet thing,’ I decided to own up to it and explain what Trim Healthy Mama is about. Update: I am indeed still on that ‘diet’, and have dropped two pant-sizes.
8. 5 Ways to Name Your Baby (Or Not)
I don’t have a baby, but I think this is how to name one–if the baby names I’ve been hearing are any indication. Did that Mom just call her kid ‘Satan’?
9. I Caught the Bouquet. Now What?
I caught the bouquet at my friends wedding. I know that’s supposed to mean that I’m next to get married, but I’m not holding my breath.
And I still maintain that I did NOT knock that girl over.
10. Comment Section Wars: 3 Ways to Rise Above
Some people truly enjoy a good fight. If you want to attend one, pick a YouTube video at random and scroll down to the comment section. After reading through a comment section debate, I offered these three tips on how to succeed in this blood sport.
I’ve gained a bit more experience in this topic now, but I still stand by these three points.
Well, those are my ten–to a degree, in no particular order. Now that I pick them I can think of others, but there we are. Friends, it’s been a good year. Thanks for meeting me in the coffee shop and saying, ‘hey, I read your blog’. It still gives me a thrill. Thanks for your ‘therapeutic’ advice. Thanks for offering up your head when I needed to swap mine.
Here’s to a new year.